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Please stop the ‘Intercourse and the Metropolis’ reboot

“So what are we going to do?” Carrie Bradshaw as soon as requested in an episode of “Intercourse and the Metropolis.” “Sit round bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers once we’re 80?”

We’re perilously near figuring out the reply to that query.

As a part of HBO Max’s egomaniacal marketing campaign for streaming dominance, the service simply introduced that the comedy collection, which ran from 1998 to 2004, will return for 10 new episodes this 12 months.

Kim Cattrall, 64, who performed Samantha and offered most of the present’s jokes and intercourse, gained’t be again. And so we’re left with three embittered, high-strung wives, two of whom have youngsters: Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker, 55), Miranda (wannabe-governor Cynthia Nixon, 54) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis, 55).

Why should “Intercourse and the Metropolis,” one in every of the most well-known depictions of New York life ever filmed, proceed to debase itself by refusing to acknowledge that this relationship is over?

It was dangerous sufficient that a lot of Season 6 was shot in Paris. Then, government producer Michael Patrick King needed to go and launch two heinous films, in 2008 and 2010, that turned a quartet of clever free-thinkers into nymphomaniac cartoons.

In the first big-screen debacle, Mr. Large will get chilly toes on his and Carrie’s wedding ceremony day and leaves her embarrassed and screaming exterior the New York Public Library. She cries for many of the movie, flies to Mexico and then hires Jennifer Hudson as an assistant. It was “Intercourse and the Whiny.”

Kim Cattrall (right), who played Samantha, won't be back. The show will feature Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis).
Kim Cattrall (proper), who performed Samantha, gained’t be again. The present will characteristic Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis).
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But that was “The Godfather” subsequent to “Intercourse and the Metropolis 2.” An assault on good style, the film begins with a spastic Liza Minnelli performing “Single Girls” at a homosexual wedding ceremony. The 4 mates, spurned by no-good males, jet to Abu Dhabi and later get arrested for lewd habits. They sneak out of the Muslim nation carrying niqabs, burka-like clothes that solely reveal a girl’s eyes. The movie was denounced as racist, silly and, worst of all, 2 1/2 hours lengthy.

King and Parker should’ve mistaken the shouts of “snore!” for “extra!”

As a result of that’s what we’re getting — extra ludicrous episodes of a once-great present that’s utterly indifferent from the New York of in the present day, or of 2015 for that matter.

Theirs is an NYC the place SushiSamba continues to be open and placing gold leaf on sashimi. The place the Higher East Facet is taken into account the dream neighborhood for a single 35-year-old fashionista and her assortment of designer excessive heels. The place the streets are paved in cupcakes, Instagram influencers don’t exist and an image of a tutu-clad intercourse columnist (for, gasp, a newspaper!) is slapped on a bus.

The revival will return for 10 new episodes this year.
The revival will return for 10 new episodes this 12 months.
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And what about the pandemic? Will Carrie order Pastis to-go whereas Miranda has Zoom conferences? Spare us the thought.

Reveals comparable to “Search Get together” and “The Daring Kind” seize the metropolis and its annoying younger strivers higher than “Intercourse and the Metropolis” does now.

That’s not a dig. Reviving different New York-set TV collection like “Seinfeld” and “The Odd Couple” can be a nasty thought, too. These are nonetheless loved in the present day as a result of they embodied a selected time and place that we like to recollect. “Intercourse and the Metropolis” was a groundbreaking present with layered characters and full of life humor — and a significant post-9/11 billboard for New York.

We had a very good run, Carrie, however I’m simply not that into you anymore.

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