Robert Pattinson has a whole lot of time on his arms proper now. Presumably an excessive amount of time, as one reporter who interviewed him came upon.
With The Batman on hiatus till the COVID-19 lockdown is lifted in the UK, the star is lounging round in a rented condo with nothing to do. The interview already revealed that Pattinson is being a bit too chilled about his exercise routine as he considers the hyper-strict superhero eating regimen and train regime to be dangerous. That may be the case, but it surely seems his culinary expertise are additionally fairly rattling harmful.
In response to GQ’s new interview, Pattinson has spent his Batman downtime perfecting a brand new idea, “a pasta which you’ll maintain in your hand,” naming the dish Piccolini Cuscino (the Little Pillow). GQ’s reporter defined that the idea arose from Pattinson pondering why “pasta didn’t actually have the identical form of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas.”
So, with not a lot else to do, he headed to the kitchen and rolled his sleeves up. Apparently, the recipe consists of:
“An enormous, filthy dust-covered field of cornflakes, pre-sliced cheese, sauce, sugar, penne, aluminum foil, and water.”
These substances appear to have been piled haphazardly on high of each other, with the cornflakes standing in for breadcrumbs as Pattinson didn’t have any bread. Then, whereas making an attempt to realize a flambéed crust, the actor set his glove on fireplace, burning himself.

However the thrills didn’t cease there. Pattinson is being held by Warner Bros. in some form of luxurious condo during which he isn’t precisely acquainted with each equipment, it appears. After inserting the foil-covered nightmare into an oven, the reporter requested the star if he was completely certain it wasn’t a microwave. Pattinson assured him that he was fairly certain it wasn’t. And then…we’ll let GQ clarify:
“Proudly he’s strolling again towards the counter that his cellphone is on when, behind him, a lightning bolt erupts from the oven/microwave… Pattinson geese like somebody exterior has opened fireplace. He’s guffawing and crouching because the oven throws off stray sparkles of sunshine and sound. ‘The fucking electrical energy… oh, my God,’ Pattinson mentioned. Then, with a loud, closing bang, the oven/microwave goes darkish.”
Now, I’m certain that the actor is simply bored and having some enjoyable with the interview however regardless, ‘Cooking Explosions with Robert Pattinson‘ is rather more entertaining to listen to about than the same old drivel that pours from the mouths of Hollywood A-listers. Don’t you assume?
Let’s simply hope that his Batman doesn’t ever should go up in opposition to Maxie Zeus…
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