Girls and gents, it’s lastly occurring. The sequel you’ve all been ready for. No, not Mad Max: Fury Street 2. I’m speaking about The VelociPastor 2. And no, that isn’t a typo. I didn’t imply to jot down velociraptor. It’s VelociPastor, as in a dinosaur combined with a person of the religion. Discuss an elevator pitch, proper?
The director of the unique, Brendan Steere, took to Twitter this week sharing a video of himself printing out a script for the sequel as an unofficial announcement. However how did we get right here?
Properly, apparently, there’s a film often called The VelociPastor that was launched in 2018. It was initially conceived again in 2010 and ultimately made for a measly $35,000 because of a non-public investor. It then discovered its method to a competition in Portland, Oregon the place it was purchased by an organization referred to as Wild Eye.
After its launch, all DVD copies offered out on Amazon. Then got here the discharge on streaming, the place it actually took discover. And apparently it made sufficient cash in bodily and streaming gross sales to warrant The VelociPastor 2.
So, what’s the large deal you would possibly ask? Properly, the primary film follows a pastor (is sensible) who after struggling private tragedy, travels to China in quest of deeper spirituality. As an alternative, he goes the opposite manner and features the flexibility to rework right into a raptor.
At first, he doesn’t know what to do with this means. However with nice energy comes nice duty after an area prostitute (Uncle Ben on this state of affairs) tells him to battle evil and in addition ninjas. The film stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere and a slew of different actors I’ve by no means heard of.
No phrase on who will characteristic within the sequel, however I might count on the film to do effectively. In any case, the so-bad-it’s-good movie is a style unto itself. The Room is a cult-classic and so they made six Sharknado motion pictures. Individuals eat this corny stuff up and so they’re low cost to provide. No phrase on whether or not we’ll get The VelociPastor 2 crossing over with Jurassic World: Dominion, however we reside in hope.
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