You’ve binged the present. You’ve seen the memes. Now it’s time to convey a bit of “Tiger King” style into your work-from-home, coronavirus-lockdown life.
Who higher than Joe Exotic — along with his Lisa Frank-leopard shirts, tight white pants, inexplicable EMT bomber jacket and that runaway eyebrow ring — to information us by way of our sartorial time of want?
Or Carole Baskin? A queen of catleisure kaftans and holier-than-thou flower crowns will be the type icon we deserve proper now.
And when you’re not secretly coveting considered one of Doc Antle’s harem “uniforms” (stolen straight from the “ThunderCats” wardrobe trailer), I don’t suppose we might be associates.
Even Jared Leto is letting his interior Tiger King run free, whereas followers are freaking out over Miley Cyrus and Joe Exotic sporting the identical ‘do.
Look, we’ve been by way of loads. With loads worse set to come back. Let’s simply go forward and embrace some Huge Cat Power. Proper meow.
Sequin of occasions
Very like Joe Exotic, we’ve bought cat-scratch fever for ombre sequins. An ideal choice for filming your personal revenge-plot music video at residence.
Amen cropped sequin high, $243 at Farfetch
Hey, all you cool cats and kittens — stay your finest Carole Baskin life in a billowy Persian leopard look.
“Ziba Ziba” kimono, $699 at Camilla
Get armed and harmful with an Oklahoma-chic tasseled topper.
Fringe denim jacket, $70 at Zara
Kitten with a whip
What to put on in your subsequent Zoom date and/or exotic-animal park job interview? A meow-velous mini costume, naturally.
The Attico mini costume, $729 at Farfetch
Should you’re not sporting a flower crown when you rule over your pack of housecats, you possibly can’t sit with us.
Flower crown, $13 at Icing
Present your work-from-home type stripes in a bow-bedecked bodysuit.
ATU Physique Couture animal print bodysuit, $439 at Farfetch
Overlook these boring #stayhome slippers, it’s time to kick up bother with boots that scream “I may nonetheless be a rustic star!”
“Looney-2” boots, $220 at Jeffrey Campbell
The right accent for a bleach-blonde mullet and a conspiracy idea? 4 phrases: wrap-around mirrored shades.
Oakley “Radar EV Path” sun shades, $150 at Macy’s
Roar into your subsequent work convention name with crystal-encrusted fangs.
Gucci “Animalier” belt, $650 at Saks
Whether or not you’re Netflix-and-chilling or internet hosting a catsquerade ball in your kitchen, that is the purr-fect tee.
“Forrest” t-shirt, $25 at Lisa Frank
Queen of the jungle
Throw your enemies to the lions! Or, um, simply lead the style pack with a 14-k yellow-gold, diamond-studded pendant.
Retrouvai lion medallion necklace, $2,590 at 5 Story
Eye of the storm
Within the profound phrases of Twitter’s @abygrrl189: “I don’t understand how you guys are doing, however I’m barely hanging in there. Like Joe Exotics eyebrow ring.”
“Animal Lover” eyebrow ring, $13 at Insurgent Bod